Monday, August 1, 2011

Voodoo Woman



Whilst praying on holy alter,

The Voodoo woman walked right in.

She began by harassing prayers,

Then continued with her rites.


The minister was at a loss,

Just what he had to do.

And tried as best a Christian,

To placate her to the door.


Another soul-full sister came,

And offered a welcome hug.

But the Voodoo woman relented not,

And the church was filled with noise.


At last a trusty body guard,

Who knew the only way.

Began to urge her from the nave,

And silence returned once more.



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